This morning I decided to do a test of the Jeanneine Miller Temporary Retirement System and felt I should attempt something I have never tried before. So, yes people, I went to Winco. At 7am. On a Monday. I know, crazy, right?!?
I wasn’t going for the full effect so I didn’t wear my pajama pants and slippers, but here are some other things I didn’t do:
- I didn’t wash and fix my hair first.
- I didn’t put on makeup.
- I wore my camping comfy jeans but DID NOT wear Spanx for tummy control.
I learned something that is going to be very helpful during my temporary retirement – I have some undies that are too big. Without Spanx to hold those puppies in place by the end of my shopping trip the waistband was situated uncomfortably under my butt cheeks. Finding myself alone in an aisle I looked around and was tempted to hike those suckers up…but I refrained. It’s the price I had to pay to ensure the lesson was learned. Unless push comes to shove I absolutely will not buy new underwear. So now I see my next test…JC Penney’s at 10am on a Thursday!
By the way, for sanity’s sake, this is the way a Winco parking lot should look before you venture in.
It was a calm, successful experience.